Crooked Billet in South Bucks

Had a drink with friends, it was nice & quiet just how I like it

Best food and delicious vegetarian burger ever

The staff was friendly but the environment d dwasn’t nice as it has flies flying everywhere but the food wasn’t as great as expected. My son ordered the quadzilla in the “our burgers” section and it was big for his size but he managed but the side (which was fries) had no taste at all. It was bland. And my daughter ordered the Southern fried chicken and she said it has no taste at all and so did her sides (Fries). My husband ordered the melted steak and it also has no taste at all! Same goes with my food. Basically what this sums up is that the food isn’t as tasty and is very dry and bland.

staff here was friendly, the place had bugs everywhere and the food was very plain, especially the chips. the quadzilla was very big and the beef was just horrendous.

RUDE STAFF!!! Extremely disappointed with this place, and will not be returning again! This place needs new staff, staff that respect their customers! The bar was constantly unstaffed, the two ladies that were working behind the bar kept disappearing, they were rude and approaching customers with a really bad attitude and calling customers darling is not acceptable!

Will not be returning to this pub! And will be putting an official complaint in to Green King direct about the way the staff speak to paying customers. Your staff in this pub need to be trained on customer service, they so rude and unprofessional, no wonder the place is empty! Avoid this place!

Evie was very kind to us and the food was very delicious I will one hundred percent return here again! And they accept dogs it’s a bonus!! They even provide water for the dogs.

Good coffee. Absolutely disgusting fish finger bagette

Came here on the weekend lunchtime for their festive menu in lead up to christmas with some friends. The place was pretty much empty, and I was given the most truly worst roast dinner I’ve ever had. Dry meat, soggy overcooked veg and the dryest roast potatoes i’ve ever had - they were rock hard from being overcooked. Cranberry sauce looked dodgy too. I drowned the whole thing in gravy to make it somewhat edible. Staff friendly enough but service was so slow and unorganised. We pre ordered our dishes earlier in the week and it still took them 45 mins to bring out starters. Sadly would not recommend at all I was shocked at the quality of food they were able to serve.

A large group of 27 of us came for our annual christmas family meal and we had a really great experience. The food was really nice there wasn't a single issue with anyone's meal. The staff were really friendly and also it didn't cost us the earth will 100% return again!

Lovely meal and experience today at lunch time, served by Micheal who was very attentive and professional , an asset to the restaurant, Thank you Micheal 😊

Had a works meeting in the function room. Food was really nice and staff was excellent. Lexi was great

Visited the Crooked Billet for a family meal for my Birthday. Servers were Jack, Aaliyah and Shannon. They couldn’t do enough to make sure a had a great meal. Even brought me out some birthday cake!! Nothing was too much bother for the team.Thank you so much guys for making my birthday meal special!!!

Evie was great. Food was good. Jamie was awesome and made the food to my choice.

Evie was great as our server today - she recommended the Sunday roast which was great, cooked by Jamie :)

I recently had the pleasure of dining at the Hungry Horse, and I must say, the experience was truly exceptional, thanks in large part to our amazing server, Ellie. From the moment we walked in, Ellie greeted us with a warm smile and a fantastic attitude that set the tone for the evening. Her knowledge of the menu was impressive, and she took the time to recommend some of her favorite dishes, which turned out to be spot-on. Ellie was attentive without being intrusive, ensuring that our drinks were always filled and checking in at just the right moments. You could tell she genuinely cared about making our experience memorable. The ambiance of the restaurant was lively, but Ellie’s service added a personal touch that made us feel right at home. Whether it was her friendly banter or her swift handling of our orders, she truly went above and beyond. If you're looking for a delightful dining experience, I highly recommend visiting the Hungry Horse and asking for Ellie. Her outstanding service will undoubtedly enhance your meal, making it a night to remember!

Lovely meal. Staff were really friendly. I will definitely be back again

Went here on Saturday 23/11/24. Around 6pm, place was almost empty. Bar staff, although friendly, very inexperienced. Waitress was ok, didn’t come to see if we were ok with our meals and had to chase an item that was missed from our order. Ordered the jerk chicken meal, very bland, and rice was mushy. Burgers were also really poor. The only thing that felt hot and “just cooked” were the fries. You have to order and pay before seeing the meals and to be honest I think that is the only thing that stopped us complaining or not paying the full amount! Didn’t enjoy, and can now understand why the place was so empty on a Saturday early evening!!

Staff are always friendly. Pub is well presented and clean. Food is typical hungry horse- Greene king. Good and at fairly cheap price.

Lexi was great very helpful great prices and food was delicious would recommend bringing the whole family

Lovely service great services , would recommend the quadzilla

Staff very friendly, Good choice of beers, a pool table. Was very quiet for a Friday night.

Came for lunch with my daughter and we had a lovely meal. Food was nice cooked by Chris and the staff were friendly. Special thanks to Evie who was very attentive and kept my daughter smiling.

Just come back from a lovely lunch. Plenty on the menu to choose from and very good value for money. Staff are very friendly and the food was really nice.

mix grill use to be good but food was half brunt and chicken was like a Rock and dry and stringy

Shanon and Tilly were great servers and Chris made some nice food

Really good food and friendly service from Lexi

Been here a few times recently and the food is nice and great value, nice chilled atmosphere. The staff were all very friendly, Lexi was very friendly and helpful through out the evening…made the extra effort to make sure we had what we needed and also came over the tell us about the Halloween party, which sounds great. Will be going back soon!

Its very welcoming. Lexi welcomed us and made sure nothing was too much trouble. Chris was doing the food,which was lovely and hot,I hate warm/cold food ,there was plenty of it and it looked appetising. It was good value for money . Evie served us and was very attentive . You were not rushed and left to order when we wanted which is always very nice.I hate being rushed . I would go back again

Decaf coffee (£2.60ish) - it was a 50p freeze dried sachet. Utter rip off. However, a lovely young lady gave us a coffee bean machine latte which, although wasn't great, was better than an instant. I had the all day brekkie, but no eggs (they were thrown out the night before) and the beans looked gross. Tables were sticky and the menus were very dirty and sticky.

Staff are friendly Atmosphere is good But guys seriously, the food is just awful. Seriously consider about getting an easy to manage menu that is much smaller but more manageable, would be far better to have even just 6 things on the menu but that can actually be cooked properly and tastes nice. This is ment as constructive feedback.

Excellent service by lexi and made to feel welcome food was lovely as always by chef Chris

Great place to eat, worth the travel, great food really reasonable prices. Would definitely recommend and will be going back at some point.

Tilly and sharron were great at there job and friendly.

Lovely staff very friendly and good food My Pimms is 👌 superb Definitely go back ⭐️⭐️🌟⭐️

Amazing service from lexi and Chris. Would defo recommend attending m.

Lexi and Chris are amazing food is brilliant and comes perfectly on time and great service All around amazing experience would definitely recommend attending great value for food

Lexi and Chris so friendly, make you feel welcome and both give brilliant service😊

Amazing place, lexi and Chris are both great hosts, meals were fantastic

Chris served us - he was very attentive and polite. Food was delicious and the daily offers were amazing. We had a wonderful lunch - thank you!

Aleah & Nancy were super friendly & very attentive. Food was lovely too!

A very nice lunch at a reasonable price great service an friendly atmosphere

Had a lovely meal out today at the crooked billet , iver heath Great food cooked perfectly !! Chef Jamie did a great job , Converting my husband back to being a regular Lovely friendly staff ( good bit of banta with ((lexi) behind the bar Will certainly be back

Came in last night for some dinner after work. Got served by the amazing Tilly, even due to the limited menu the food was still amazing from the chef Monk. Will definitely be back again to try the rest of the menu

Served by the lovely Tilly and team, had a fabulous evening. Very family friendly and calm lovely atmosphere. Highly recommend.

Enjoyed a lovely meal here. After phoning to say that we would be late to our reservation, there were no issues in changing the timings. Although there was a limited menu due to an issue with the gas, our group of 8 all enjoyed our meals and the kids enjoyed receiving a little toy. Tilly, Lexie, Shannon were very helpful and service was great.

Really lovely service, maxing food with a god portion size and tastes amazing. Tilly our waiter was so so sweet. 100% recommend here loved our evening ❤️❤️

I was extremely pleased with the service, food and greetings from the staff. Lexi knows how to make an amazing drink and definitely treats customers with respect and has an amazing sense of humour. Would definitely come again!

Customer service from Lexi was amazing, she made the experience lovely. Food too lived up to its experience. Overall a great experience, would definitely come again!

Aaliyah and Chris are cheerful and always happy to help.

Welcoming big smiles👌😁😁😁 I came for lunch with my niece 🥗 and the service was great 👍 first time coming and I would recommend it to others. We will be back ❤️❤️

Very good service from Aleha and Lexi very polite and great service Many Thanks

been before but even better this time. Lexi was so friendly and helpful recommending a Prosecco to us with an ice bucket too! Great conversation very friendly and entertaining. Lovely big garden and enjoyed the combo sharer. Extra star added this time for the ‘service’ and the ‘atmosphere’ ratings. Love this pub

Portions on mains a little small, no check by staff and a long wait. Staff were friendly but unfortunately the long wait and portion size let them down

Pub has changed a lot over last 12 mths food is actually mouth watering now service is good with staff making the effort and atmosphere is cool 😎

Went to the Crooked Billet today. The staff were lovely as always and we really enjoyed our food. The pub was nice and clean and the garden is huge for the kids to run around. We’ll be back!

Had an amazing afternoon meal with my family on the Sunday just gone , brilliant service by Tilly and Jack they made us feel so welcome and gave us a great experience. I will definitely be coming back

I was told with allergies to scan a code and that they cannot guarantee no cross contamination, i said its a vegan meal so should be ok she said again we cant garentee, on the code went on the gluten free menu nothing on there they had. I then asked for the vegan burger with gluten free bun, wow this was brick solid the beyond burgers were not beyond burgers,, not a nice meal at all. Glass was dirty and the kitchen doors was dirty and black hand marks going into kitchen. Not going back. Hungry horse very disappointed

I came in today. All I can say is wow. Every single staff member is absolutely amazing very polite and great with the kids. Shannon, Tilly and Lexi are so friendly and helpful. Highly recommend the crown of burgers

Great food, great price and friendly staff. Nice and clean and very good value for money. Tilly and nancy were brilliant and chef monks food was delicious.

What has happened here.. Phone for a booking and was told there was no availability until 8pm. Arrived to an empty restaurant and was allocated a table. I waited for a menu. Nothing happened after calling the waitress I was told that it was best to download an app, although if I really wanted to I could order at the bar. Luckily the chef knew how to cook a steak, but that was about it. The sauces purchased at additional cost are uneatable. Staff were so far removed from the customers that they may as well be the cleaners. Sorry this place needs closing down and reinventing it is lost. The saving grace is that it wasn't expensive, but few would mind paying a couple of £ more for a better dining experience

Came in earlier today for dinner and didn't even end up ordering food. We finished our drinks and left to go somewhere else. Tried calling the restaurant before hand to see if they had a specific item on the menu, as they haven't had it the past 3 times we've visited, and it is the main thing we visit for. I got sent through to an automated robot which didnt understand my enquiry at all. When the phone finally did ring through to the restaurant itself, after many attempts of me trying, I got no answer. This is really frustrating as we travelled for basically nothing, and it could have all been prevented if the staff just answered their phone. No reason not to as the restaurant wasn't busy at all, apart from one big table and a couple table of two's. Which is also why I was confused when the waitress told me it would be 40 minutes for food, longer if we wanted starters in fact. I've worked in hospitality for years and I know it shouldn't be that long of a wait with the amount of people in the restaurant. Whether there was a big table or not, its ridiculous. The wait has been like that the past couple times we've visited and I've let it slide, as I decided to this time aswell. I proceeded to order my food in which I asked to swap one of the items on my meal for something in reasonable range. I do this everytime I come, as I always get the same thing and it's never been a problem. Until today I guess 🙄. This was my final straw and I told the waitress not to worry about it. I finished my flavoured lemonade advertised as a "mocktail" and went to the Red lion down the road 😂. Place has really gone downhill and probably won't be coming again.

Came in for some lunch today with the family was welcomed by the lovely Tilly and served by Jack, The kids really enjoyed the candymania ice cream they couldn't believe their eyes at how big it was. would definitely recommend and definitely will be attending again

Just had a meal for my brothers birthday the food was nice and was served by jack very nice, friendly and and helpful

Beware of the old lady at the counter whose one of the most miserable people you will ever meet. She is absolutely arrogant. And as friendly as you can be with her she's arrogant in return. Put me right after place we, ll, never, ever go back again.

Lexi is the best! Love this place super friendly and good food.

Great service from lexi Will come again

Very good service I caught her name her name is Lexi yeah very good very good servics

Excellent food. Used the Friday, buy one get one free offer on burgers , true value for money.

Great food and Lexi looked after us very well

My daughter treated me to a Sunday lunch for Father’s Day. Worst Sunday roast I have ever had. Roast beef was as dry as old boots and yorkshirebudding was soft and stodgy. Will never eat in a hungry horse establishment again

Great as allways for a friday with family

Huge shout out to Aaliyah and Jack for their exemplary service on Sunday. Popped in after a visit to Black Park. Good value food, kids were happy in the garden and are already asking when we can go back next 😂

Shockingly unfriendly and unhelpful staff! Left without ordering! Needless to say, certainly not going back!!

Great service! Love Lexi to pieces. Very helpful in a breakdown would recommend anyone to break down here and meet Lexi lol

Lexi was very friendly and welcoming

The food was terrible, they did not give me my fries with my meal whn I asked at the till I was told they would come to my table but they never did there was a young lady and a young man on food service who had very good customer service skills other than her and him the bar staff (old biddy) where terrible obnoxious, maybe she didn't like the look of me oh well I will never come back. What a waste of money 🤑 and time do not do your self an injustice keep away

Amazing staff and wonderful food

Great staff friendly atmosphere

Had a lunch at the Crooked Billet today. Great friendly fast service. Food was good. Exceptional service from a fantastic waitress called Aaliyan. Professional, friendly and very helpful. She made the experience much more and would definitely be returning.

We had a girl called Aaliyah serving us and she was absolutely wonderful! Best customer service my family and I had ever received, so happy and smiley, such a lovely girl. Will visit again😃

Went to the crooked billet today served by Shanon and Nancy, great service will definitely be back 👍

We were served by Nancy & Leah on our lunch break and had lovely service.

Horrible, grubby place. Just needed a stop and food on a very long drive. Do avoid this place.

Pleasantly surprised by the food. Was not expecting much, but for the price mine and my partners food was well presented and good value for money

1 for been open 4 for bar service1as no other customers in the pub on a easter sunday cant believe in 2024 serving up instant mash potato days old veg

Was as expected for cheap food.

Love it, best pizza/pasta chain in Uxbridge.

Honestly, I'm grappling with the conundrum of what's more askew: the moniker clinging to this establishment or the eccentric locals who, alas, crossed my path in this dreary, soul-sucking haunt. I'm not one to casually sling low ratings, but when I do, you can bet your bottom dollar there's a substantial reason behind it. Let me level with you—I wouldn't curse my worst foe with an invitation to this joint. Now, if, against all reason, you derive amusement from wandering into places that seem to feast on the essence of unsuspecting souls, all while revelling in some mind-bending banter with those of, shall we say, limited intellectual prowess, then give this spot a whirl. It's a peculiar haven for those who find mirth in chaos. Cheers to the brave souls seeking a topsy-turvy adventure! 🍻

Lovely mothers day meal. Got given a rose on arrival and free drink at the bar! All the staff were lovely and accomodating, especially Chris who was a great laugh when serving us desserts and Tilly who was very nice when ordering (and i even forgot to order desserts and she sorted straight away). Will definitely be back!

Ordered a curry, received a kids portion Ordered a steak peas and chips, I could count the amount of peas. And chips. Unsatisfactory to say the least..

Good pub! Really enjoyed the Vegan burger! Also love the horseshoe doughnut pudding. Our host Lexi was particularly lovely and attentive. Thanks for a great lunch!

Unfortunately, the service was very slow on this visit. Our food (table of 14) came out in dribs and drabs. Half the kids had finished their meals before the other half even got theirs. The staff are very nice and the food is delicious 😋

This pub has restaurant, pool table and darts.

Lexi and Reagan were our hosts Impeccable service excellent food Thank you for the warm welcome

Me and several other football fans from South Wales stopped for a few refreshments. Great Service, lovely staff members, very accommodating. Pool table, dart board(unfortunately wasn’t able to use as no darts there). Food is good, very reasonably price. Not the best food I have had, but for the money you cannot go wrong! Very cheap and standard pub grub - thank you for having us!

Good prices. Was very quiet at Sunday lunchtime which was surprising at first. The quiet environment suited us. The service was generally to a good standard, friendly and helpful. The food quality was disappointing. Mediocre at best Roast beef was tough. Vegetarian gravy like water. No more available, so had to eat nut roast meal without gravy. Mashed potato was dry, with a skin/crust Cauliflower very over cooked. It's only fair to point out that the nut roast was delicious, so good I would have been more than happy to eat it on Christmas day. Next time we would try somewhere else at a similar price, or pay more elsewhere. For the price you can't expect top quality gourmet food, but you should be able to expect better than this.

Everything except the food itself was fine. The food was cardboard.

Great service, great staff very helpful 👍

Great place fir a cheap meal and very friendly staff 👍