Claude's in East Devon

For a venue that prides itself on all the different dips you can have with the chicken to have absolutely zero dips is appalling! No wonder it was deserted.

Ordered delivery, sandwiches were stuffed alongside the drinks, crisps and tiny cookies in a bag that was way too small. This smooshed the sandwiches up real good. One half of my sandwich was soaking wet for some reason, it’s was disgusting. All of this for delivery was £30!!! That’s right thirty quid. Utterly shameful for a soaking wet slop.

A table overlooking the sea, first class service, a nice meal at a really competitive price. Many thanks to Angela our wonderful waitress!

went for dinner New Years Eve, great food, excellent service and very friendly staff. Couldn't have made us any more welcome. Made our evening.

Breakfast was certainly an interesting experience. The incredibly friendly staff certainly had their own unique system of handling groups of over 4 people so you can imagine their delight when we arrived with a group of 20. Potential customers should be aware that you categorically must not order for yourself but through a middle party instead. If you try to order your own food or drink I suggest you speak to the responsible person in your party for them to relay your order to the very lovely rosey cheeked attendant at the till. In my case our responsible person was only 3 foot away from me but we made sure to follow the rules as to not cause an eruption of chaos in the kitchen. When I received my apple juice, I really admired its antique look. The sediment at the bottom and the out of date use by label really added to the chic worn vibe that this hip establishment embellishes by the bucket load. The cleaner is obviously very lucky and has had a long holiday, (possibly to another farm shop the costa del Sol). I say this as the building has acquired an impressive collection of cobwebs in their absence. Now the main event BREAKFAST!!! Everyone likes to start their day with a hearty meal, I feel the two members of staff whole heartedly agreed with me as they left a few extras in some of our food to make sure we didn’t go hungry. One fantastic long black hair that I’m sure is packed full of protein (looked like a moustache hair, but I’m not a barber). One no longer buzzing fly that gave my crispy bacon that extra crunch. I also stayed hydrated through the water that was served to me from a designer tea pot that had amazing tea colouring and stains within in. Once I had consumed my meal I made sure to use the toilet facilities to rid my ablutions apart from the skid marks and the mixtures of cobwebs and urine the toilets were delightful. In all it was an unforgettable magical experience. Shamefully I am stuggling to give it 5 stars and there was a small chip in the plate my breakfast was served on. 4 stars.